Sexy-ness
Monday, Oct. 29, 2001 17:25

I just kicked ass at Linda's quiz!! Go Me!

I also was reading Teen People today while at the gym. It had a survey thing you can send in to vote for the best celebrities and shit...but they're all dumb choices, so here's my version: (oh and by the way, no, I don't read Teen People, Kim gave it to me for the gym)

1) Sexiest Female Musical Artist: After seeing her in concert, Melissa Etheridge (I know, I know), but Ani is up there, I think

Their choices: Beyonce Knowles, Britney Spears, Jenifer Lopez, Gwen Stefani, Jessica Simpson

2) Sexiest male music artist: uh...any suggestions?

They said: Mark McGrath, Justin Timberlake, Eminem, Lenny kravitz, Ricky Martin

**aight, I'm skipping some of these**

5) Sexiest Actress: Angelina Jolie (!!!)

Choices: Julia Roberts, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Julia Stiles I DO like her, Jennifer Lopez, Halle berry ?

oooh, they included Angelina for # 7, sexiest smile, boo-yah! Totally her.

Wow, AND #s 8, 9 and 14 which are sexiest eyes, sexiest lips and sexiest body, respectively.

12) is sexiest hair, hmm, I don't have one...do you guys???

they said: Heath Ledger (his is okay, I suppose), Britney Spears, Mark McGrath, Beyonce, and Jessica Simpson

16) Sexiest couple: I'll go with one of their choices- Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe, rowr.

17) Sexiest on-camera couple: Totally Angelina Jolie and Elizabeth Mitchell, in (of course) "Gia"

their choices: Save the Last Dance, Friends (Monica and Chandler), A Knight's tale, Moulin Rouge, Crazy/Beautiful. (it listed the actors' names, but I'm too damn lazy

So uh, that's all that's important: the fact that Teen People is so completely geared towards an audience that is not not me. That okay! I don't have to read it, I just wanted to capitalize on this opportunity. It's also come to my attention that you can't read my archives right now, so my next project is to fix that!